Talk about a time you have been unlucky in love or embarrassed

I constantly have stupid crushes on all the wrong people. They’re always gay or taken or both. Sometimes they’re just gits and don’t know I exist.

There’s this guy I know since forever and when we were kids people used to say we were going to be a couple and we’d always say ‘omg no this is ~disgusting~ he/she is my friend’. He used to tease me and I used to hit him and we were all right (we’re still a bit like that, actually.) But then we grew up. As soon as he went to college I started seeing him differently because he was cool and impossible to reach. I didn’t change my behavior around him, actually, and so he didn’t, and then I eventually got “over” it. Then it was our friend’s graduation party and we got drunk, danced and ended up making out and it was SO WEIRD. The other day we went out with some friends to watch DH1 and he didn’t even say hello when he got there. So yeah. It sucked and I got ~very~ disappointed. But two years later we’re still “friends” and I’m still jealous of him.

Oh and there’s this boy who was my first real crush and he shouted to the whole school that he didn’t like me. (Can you get more embarrassed than that?) Eight years later I discovered he’s friends with one of my best friends and we eventually go out together and he comes to my house and I still want to tear up/die/kiss him when I see his face.

I’m gonna stop here because I really have a lot of stories like that. This is why I gave up on my love life and now I read fanfics about gays everynight.